I mean, he’s the leading Republican candidate for President, and he’s also an increasingly-absurd charlatan. It can’t hurt to continue pointing that out using the only form of communication he understands (insults), can it? (Also, it makes it ever so slightly less painful to see him leading polls when I can also see…

But didn’t you hear? It’s pointing out racism that makes you a racist, not, you know, actually being a racist.

It may not (really) matter who is POTUS, but let’s be honest, they don’t all suck equally.

REAL. At first I thought it was too perfect to not be troll (I mean, the ‘safe spaces’ scare quotes?), but apparently this is a real opinion that ‘people’ have.

Also an acceptable answer!

I have been seeing this typo EVERYWHERE lately. Gotta admire Luda’s brand positioning.

“We need an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

former cover girl Tiegs, who deigned Graham by declaring her curves “unhealthy” last week

So true. I once applied for a customer service job (literally just answering emails, phone calls and live chat) and the company requested my college transcript and then grilled me about a C I got junior year. I was 24 at the time and already had post-college job experience.

The “preponderance of evidence”? I’m totally ready to pop back in to a year-old thread just so you can lay out some of this evidence for me. Let’s hear it, then.

EXACTLY. Also, you just made me think of this (so thank you)

I think they actually had to give up the rights - I remember a story about the lead singer of the Verve finding out his song was in a Nike commercial and trashing a hotel room.

SAME. So much so that it took all of 2 seconds to know exactly what scene you meant – it was really weird.

Ugh, Leo, he could just never get it right. I think he may have been my literary introduction to Nice Guys (TM) complaining about being stuck in the friend zone.

Not sure if it happens in this book too, but that sounds like the story Leo tells Vicky Austin (about his own parents) in A Ring of Endless Light when he's explaining why they should make out after his dad died (awkward)

Wait wait, you’re predicating your argument that false accusations do happen on BILL COSBY? As in, you think Cosby didn’t rape anybody?

Quoting Napoleon Dynamite verbatim is funny enough to make Tweet Beat?

That is interesting - I hadn’t thought of it that way. Maybe because Scott seems to enjoy it so much more?

Preferably said in a Scottish accent!

I was bummed out by that revelation, but also a little surprised by how relatively unsurprising it was?