It may not (really) matter who is POTUS, but let’s be honest, they don’t all suck equally.

REAL. At first I thought it was too perfect to not be troll (I mean, the ‘safe spaces’ scare quotes?), but apparently this is a real opinion that ‘people’ have.

Also an acceptable answer!

I have been seeing this typo EVERYWHERE lately. Gotta admire Luda’s brand positioning.

“We need an angry song! More hip hop, more urban! Let’s go!”

former cover girl Tiegs, who deigned Graham by declaring her curves “unhealthy” last week

So true. I once applied for a customer service job (literally just answering emails, phone calls and live chat) and the company requested my college transcript and then grilled me about a C I got junior year. I was 24 at the time and already had post-college job experience.

The “preponderance of evidence”? I’m totally ready to pop back in to a year-old thread just so you can lay out some of this evidence for me. Let’s hear it, then.

I think they actually had to give up the rights - I remember a story about the lead singer of the Verve finding out his song was in a Nike commercial and trashing a hotel room.

SAME. So much so that it took all of 2 seconds to know exactly what scene you meant – it was really weird.

Ugh, Leo, he could just never get it right. I think he may have been my literary introduction to Nice Guys (TM) complaining about being stuck in the friend zone.

Not sure if it happens in this book too, but that sounds like the story Leo tells Vicky Austin (about his own parents) in A Ring of Endless Light when he's explaining why they should make out after his dad died (awkward)

Wait wait, you’re predicating your argument that false accusations do happen on BILL COSBY? As in, you think Cosby didn’t rape anybody?

Quoting Napoleon Dynamite verbatim is funny enough to make Tweet Beat?

That is interesting - I hadn’t thought of it that way. Maybe because Scott seems to enjoy it so much more?

Preferably said in a Scottish accent!

I was bummed out by that revelation, but also a little surprised by how relatively unsurprising it was?

I don’t think you become the focus of this much ill will because people are just jealous of your skills, though. You might pick up a couple of “haters” here and there, but to achieve near-universal disdain from your peers? It’s way more likely to be Ted’s personality than his classmates’ sour grapes.

Hahaha right? When I was a kid my (Catholic) parents once took me to a “pro-life protest” where people were literally shouting the words “you’re going to hell” at people.

This. I enjoyed Serial, but was really weirded out by the proliferation of annoying-ass internet sleuths. Whether you, I or any of these other yahoos think he did/didn’t do it isn't the point *at all*