I noticed that, too! It couldn’t possibly be that younger women weren’t interested in working for a nasty-ass dude with a pretty terrible reputation, it could only be woman-on-woman sabotage!

I’ve also heard it referred to as being on “LA time” (assume everyone will be 15 minutes late because traffic) or “California time” (everyone will be 15 minutes late because...I don’t really understand that one)

The simplified platform: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

So you clearly had a specific outcome in mind when you pulled out that word (which means you understand proportional responses, but don’t care?) Are you also one of those people who doesn’t understand why you shouldn’t use the n-word?

I think you need to learn a little bit about proportional responses.

Take a minute to re-read my comment and let me know where I said anything about the jokes not being stolen (I’ll wait).

“Comic” is a matter of opinion (like I said, I get that it's a joke, but it's not a good one)

Exactly. Even if it was “just a joke,” it sure as hell wasn't a good joke, so how is that a distinction worth making?

I'm not sure that's what irony means.

Yeah probably, but is that any better? I mean, either she thinks joke stealing = rape, or she thinks that Cosby joke was funny enough to tweet (either way, she’s the worst)

I’m pretty sure he spent his deployment chauffeuring officers (which, if true, is a far cry from being in combat or a drone operator)

Oh my god, I’m flashing back to 8th grade “Health” at my tiny private Protestant school (Pam Stenzel made up the majority of the sex ed section, which was obviously...just great)

Ugh, but then his really sad family life would just turn into one of his borderline-police brutality storylines. Benson forever!

I’m envisioning table names taken from the bride & groom’s favorite episodes of This American Life.

Hmm. Necessity might be a loophole, but it’s still suspicious.

My friend’s mom once told us, “never trust a man who owns white sunglasses.” It sounds crazy, but it has proven to be true 100% of the time, in my experience.

And he didn’t even TRY to offer a plausible explanation for why he would have called in a plate number unless he was looking at the actual vehicle. That seems like a big one.

Oh man, me too. That kid clearly was not able to comprehend what was happening to him - he just wanted to give the cops whatever answer they were clearly fishing for. The part where he asks his mom what inconsistent means and she says “I dunno” just made me so sad :(

This seems like a stretch. Please support your interpretation with examples from the text.

Why do you feel like you need to be able to tell people they’re fat? Do you think they don’t know and you’re just the Good Samaritan cluing them in? Because I assure you, they are aware.