This is exactly what I thought! Maybe once all the wars, famines and mens issues are resolved we can all spare a thought for the wimmenz. Maybe.

ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BARGE. I just spit out my soup picturing Gaston.

Oh man. Now you've done it. Make it go away!

Fair, everyone has their thing. Mine is when people pronounce "caramel" as "carmul." The letter A is in the middle FOR A REASON!

Why is this such a pet peeve for non-Californians? I was born in Florida where we called the interstate "I-95," but I don't see how SoCal "the" is so irritating. It's just shorthand for "The 5 Freeway."

I always ask if they're sure, because maybe—just maybe!—this time it is what it isn't? So far no one appreciates that joke except for me, but maybe I'm the only person who needs to.

I think it really was the character that I fell in love with—when I was a freshman in high school I played Hodel in Fiddler and inevitably developed a humongous (and hopeless) crush on the senior playing Perchik. Oh, musicals.

Oh man, did I ever. He was my 2nd ever movie crush as a young kid (after Paul Michael Glaser in Fiddler on the Roof...I was an odd bird)

Ohh man, I had almost successfully forgotten about that! Take note, parents who think their kids' shit doesn't stink—there but for the grace of god go YOU.

Chris Brown is a petulant kindergartener. His mom never got around to telling him that the fingerpaintings he did at age 6 aren't actually "the greatest art she's EVER SEEEEN," did she?

Yikes. Are you clueless or did you not bother to read the damn column before commenting? If she were not referring to a dick, I'm pretty sure she would have advised POTUS to "pick up a big stick" rather than "grow one."

I'm reasonably certain that coming to Jezebel (presumably on purpose) and talking about how you prefer "white titties" doesn't just make you off-topic, it makes you kind of dim.

Good thing you mentioned your preferences, since that's what we were all really wondering. I wish hashtags still worked. #trollpatrol

BOOM. Well said.

Word.

She (or whoever runs her twitter) also seems to have removed the trademark/signature of whoever originally created the image. Uncool.

So here's one for you guys: anybody heard of one called LIMU? A friend of mine and her husband recently got into it, and it reeks to high heaven of the whole MLM pyramid scheme. When I Googled "Limu scam," I got page after page of ridiculously positive reviews purporting to be "scientific studies" or impartial blog…

I think Thirty-One might win the award for creepiness, just based off their name. (I think the reference is to the "Proverbs 31 woman," who is often held up by conservative Christians as the ideal every Christian woman should strive for)

I'm glad somebody agrees, that was my first thought. Thanks for becoming a citizen, PS we hate you!

I was shocked by that too! This got a whole article on Gawker and so far Jez is kind of blowing it off. This is not a "sexy lady" tattoo, this is a tattoo of a bruised woman who appears to have one eye swollen shut and bears more than a passing resemblance to the girlfriend he beat the shit out of.