I’ll admit I didn’t even read this article, but I hope you guys at least nominated Jim Harbaugh.

Just get the Ikea high chair. There’s nowhere for the food to hide

One year my mother made some other potato casserole type dish instead of mashed potatoes and I damn near put her in a home right then and there despite her only being in her 50s

Fuck. And inmates generally do not get good the best health care.

That bum Cian Fahey still thinks he’s not good though. All you have to do is watch the game and see how good this kid is.

I live in Syracuse and 2 local bball players (Mike Gbinije and Trevor Cooney) were in a local grocery store ad as soon as they graduated. Neither are real NBA talents.

Yankees in 6.

Wasn’t he one of the unnamed coaches set out in the FBI indictment? How can he claim no knowledge?

Liar. You know you secretly loved my TE strategy by waiting and picking Ertz rather than wasting one of my early round picks on some bum like Graham or Eifert.

I’m sorry Jolie didn’t give you the dissertation you were looking for. I hope you find all the answers you seek.

I hope a bald eagle claws your dick off you racist prick.

Is it appropriate to fire my communications director a week into the job?

Fuck Albert Breer. That guy is a fucking cunt puncher

While we’re at it, I’m strongly of the belief that Michael Jordan does not get his just dues.

Barstool is so weird to me. I love PFT Commenter and Big Cat and their podcast, but absolutely despite the rest of the site and personalities.

Although Rex is a quarterback at Syracuse University, he is definitely not the starting quarterback.

We used to have a cookout with like 20 guys every year at college during both days of the draft. Man I miss that 2 day spectacle. Fuck this primetime bullshit

My aunt got me a full UMASS bball uniform when I was a kid (huge Marcus Camby fan at the time) and damn right I played in the driveway wearing that thing

So . . . do you trust the process?

Don’t you fucking dare badmouth Mr. Deeds. It’s an underrated Sandler classic.