Let’s hope Real Madrid has sorted out that fax machine.

Breaking: Freddie Kitchens Can’t Take The Heat!

Woodward has a great record of negotiating sponsorships and he somehow thinks that makes him a great talent evaluator and contract negotiator. Which is like being such a great center fielder that you appoint yourself goalie.

Make Billy Haisley Great Again!

United gets linked to everybody. They never made an offer to Pepe. I think OGS had three goals in this window: shore up the D, get players who want to play for United (so glad Dybala isn’t coming) and get a good midfielder. Lots more can happen by Thursday.

Same. Here’s a great piece on it: https://theathletic.com/1116314/2019/08/05/woodward-was-quoted-80m-for-maguire-in-may-and-paid-it-in-august-heres-what-really-happened-in-between/

If memory serves, Sayoc was the subject of many a “false flag” post from far right media, much of it based on the opinion that the stickers on his van looked to well-placed.

Billy also fails to note that Leicester plays hardball over their transfer fee evaluations. They made City go through two windows before they let Mahrez leave. And they got their price.

This is a) all true, and b) over Billy’s head, as he doesn’t know that much about United. For all the braying of Arsenal fans over Pepe (who picked them over Spurs, not United) United’s window has strengthened the club where they need it. Also, if you’re going to right about United’s window, failing to note the…

That day should be a national holiday.

If the players from both teams are tired or start getting hurt, City’s superior depth will really become apparent. And, yes, as a United supporter writing that is like chewing glass.

Everything I’ve read says his Dortmund contract does not have a release clause. And that City doesn’t have a buy-back option.

If she’s a City supporter, I’ll banish myself to the grays.

She never told us what Premier League club she supports. Please don’t let it be Arsenal.

These ideas are all mad genius, but I have to go with taking the Lakers name.

Pairs well with Worse than Teriyaki Beef flavored soda? !

Upside: Ring Around The Rosie is the new terrace song for Rapids fans.

Sounds like Danny has a CPAC keynote and a White House staff position in the near future.

Lotta economic anxiety there.

STDPTSD - the worst kind!