I fear this bodes ill for Elizabeth Warren and surviving Clash members to issue their Clampdown remix.

“Mitch Trubisky can’t throw a ball through a fucking tire.”

It’s Friday, and my bum/quads are still pissed about Bulgarian split squats from Wednesday.

Hello, fellow Bears fan. If you go to the Athletic, their Bears coverage is pretty much exactly what Samer laid out here. 

With some light editing, HamNo’s opinion on roaches could make a lovely haiku. Commenter (and Splinter editor) versions welcome.

Also handy: Valve stem remover. So much more refined than slashing a tire. And tow truck drivers rarely have spares.

Jared’s got all that policy stuff under control.

Mesut’s never been on to defend.

Yes. And those people are morons who willfully ignore all the warnings.

“Well, if they were dangerous, they wouldn’t let ‘em run around loose, amirite?”

In fairness, after a 2-week National Parks road trip, who really wants a 9-year old?

Then you have the mud pot burn victims.

I fear they’re attracting a very representative cross-section.

Now, they mostly field complaints about wifi and cell service.

They still use that flyer, with the same artwork. It’s become iconic. Would make a pretty sweet tattoo, now that I think of it.

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

For a guy who is obsessed with projecting strength at all times, he sure can sound like a little bitch.

Another loser in this situation is Arsenal (whose every failure I relish), since this may kill their move for Dani Ceballos.

I like the reforms that you and Albert are proposing, both for the NBA and there leagues. A question: do you think these ideas would gut small market teams, or teams in less desirable locations?  I mean, I spend a good amount of time in Salt Lake City, but I don’t want to live there.

Commissioner For A Day!