Wait until he finds out Mexico beat the men’s team in the Gold Cup final. Stephen Miller will finally get to use nerve gas at the border.

And autism. Get it straight, would ya?

“We could sign him. I mean, how much do soccer players even make? Of course, I’d have to learn Englandish.”

In silence.

+1. I live in Wyoming and this is the first thing I thought when I read her comment.

Matt Nagy is watching this over and over right now.

Damn, you’re a rebel!

I’m starting to really dislike him.

A lackey named Dan Scavino. No way Trump reacts to getting dissed by MR with a win-or-lose invitation.

They need a refund from whomever tailored those dinner jackets and waistcoats.

He didn’t write those tweets. Too much correct grammar and not enough rage and Crazy Capitalization™.

I give it a 2

Also, they’ve achieved the critical amount of press coverage necessary to prevent getting fired.

Somewhere, some guy is reading that comments saying “My God, that’s it!”

My wife watches. I don’t but it’s on in the background often enough for me to notice that every season has the same plot elements: Villain hated by all who inexplicably stays on week after week, devious contestant kicked out for already having significant other, bland nice guy/girl who makes it to the very end but…

Honest question: does Kate Dries really think The Bachelorette is “unscripted television”?

They might if they thought it was going to hurt recruiting.

“IDK who thinks free college is giving a pass to rich kids, because rich kids already have one.”

Little appears to have changed: https://splinternews.com/objectively-speaking-theres-a-lot-of-psycho-nazi-type-1835803291

She once dated Dinesh D’Souza. After that, how bad could a loaded diaper be?