Aren’t those the most expensive transfers in history? Do they make a good choice for a baseline? 

I see the Trump typo gene was passed on intact.

Agree 100%. I wonder if/when world football will have some MLB-style salary collusion.

Yeah, how is that “relatively cheap”?

Deadspin Slack always seems much funnier than actual Deadspin.

Too modern. “How the breakup of Oasis foretold the ‘19 Celtics”.

You would need a Clockwork Orange-type setup to get me to listen to that.

Yeah, but now I have that snare drum riff in my head for the rest of the day.

I like to think that’s because he’s still fine tuning the comparisons of the Irving/Rozier relationship to the Bell Biv Devoe catalog.

Is there a 15,000 word think piece from him on the season somewhere that I will never read?

Wisconsin will be fine once the new Foxxcon plant supplies all those thousands go high-paying jobs. What do you mean, we need to talk?

I’m really wrestling with the fact that Ollie North was on the right side of an issue.

A guy who spends $250+ at one clothing store isn’t going to bone his boy toy in a tacky 4th floor walkup.

Assuming said intern is female.

Next shoe to drop: the “summer intern”.

oh please let this come to pass!

How does letting someone else decide what sucks encourage critical thinking? On second thought, please don’t respond.

Nine paragraphs about yourself before you got to the topic of of Ayesha Curry.

It’s the standard Gawker post format of identifying a thing/trend/band/food/city/person who is popular and telling us why they suck.

I was preparing myself for it to dawn...like a black anti-sun, the next horror to slot neatly into this nightmare universe as though scripted for it at the dawn of time by the fucking devil.