carson
Zombie Cucumber
carson

Honestly, that’s as far as I’m willing to take it, lest someone bring up The Gimp and his latex suit.

Give it a couple more years and every stadium will be using facial recognition programs like China.

Can we discuss the fact that he may be trying to suppress this to hide the fact that he was wearing a fuzzy bunny suit? 

Short version: their fans.

Can I get a DSpin Commenter over/under on how soon the real story comes out?

Ha! I wondered if anyone would notice.

That’s definitely shortening their lives, but they’re all Cardinals fans anyway so I guess it’s a win.

This is like one long, funny reminder to get a vasectomy.

Sora - Can you pair two of these? It’s hard to get a straight answer online.

Thanks!

Adam - Have you done a BattleModo recently for more budget wireless speakers? If not, I’d be interested. Also, and commenter suggestions would be welcome. I need something for my office that will likely never be played at max volume.

“...didn’t think she was qualified for her position”.

“And we’re either going to decide if we’re going to pay to react, or if we’re going to pay to be proactive.”

The UFO tattoo is actually kind of great.

I’m 59. Never had kids, I never wanted them even for a fleeting moment and I regret nothing.

The idea that being anti-Likud/Netanyahu equals being anti-Israel and/or anti-Semitic is supported by an amazing number of people who should know better. One place where that theory holds no water, according to polls, is with young voters.

The GOP wants to cut $800 billion from Medicare AND eliminate ACA without a replacement plan. And here I’ve always been told that the Dems were the party of self dick-shooting.

Sounds like they’re playing you into providing a grandchild! Exercise caution.

Maureen Dowd will feel so vindicated!

This is like one long, funny reminder to get a vasectomy.