Charlie, what on earth prompted you to wear those shoes?

I cringe at the likely avalanche of “distraction” takes that will land tomorrow.

An aside: $50,000 for a radio spot? Even a 60 second one?

Who is the most loathsome person in sports? Both the current one and the all-time one.

I took it to be a steroid reference.

Great writing, Dennis. In particular, this was very diplomatic:

“riling up their four followers” is an instant classic.

Her followup is most excellent:

“...I spent a good third of the movie with sweaty palms, not aware that I was also watching the screen through my fingers.”

Good call. Meru is an amazing film.

No need for discussion. You are correct. So does Dunkin Donuts.

Tell Elon to make the rocket big. I have a few candidates for you.

In fairness, she’s in a bit of a time crunch. She only has a couple weeks to work this angle before the War on Christmas starts. #SantaIsWhite

I don’t think so. They had to win their final match to hold on to 4th and qualify for the CL.

I considered that. If so, that is one awkward piece of writing.

“...while finishing a distant third place behind City’s record-breaking Premier League pace...”

I’ll join you when Susan Collins does the same fucking thing.

Granted, I’m a United supporter, but those are some of the dumbest fucking questions I’ve ever heard. 

I’m so tired of both these wankers.

:...the U.S. Senate (a grotesquely undemocratic body that gives the same amount of power to 600,000 citizens of Wyoming that it gives to 40 million citizens of California...”