An enterprising attorney might want to go back on some of the arson cases Halfin investigated and find out whether they might have been influenced in any way by his not-terribly-subtle biases. What are the odds that there’s at least one person either in prison today, or at least with a felony arson conviction on his…

I post this as Harley’s new bike on every Harley article here.

That’s Meth, yo. Those beckys were tweaking hard core. I’m not saying that they aren’t disgustingly virulent racists. But you don’t run out in your PJ’s barefoot, across the street, with your top on backwards, to start screaming how everyone is beneath you unless your high AF.

Bwahahahaha! I almost had myself going there for a while! I fucking loathe the Democratic leadership so, so much! They’re 100% behind this.

But were they, in fact, Stunting like their Fathers?

Pathetic virgin, no life - got it!  Let me go tell my wife and family this breaking news.

The grammar is terrible, incorrect words are used throughout the article, incomplete sentences and incorrect punctuation.

Question: Who the hell let you out of the greys and why hasn’t Michael bitch-slapped your comment into the ether where it belongs?

All the quality and suspense of a GTA V Online race.

It could be worse. He could have Cayman his pants. 

And here I thought a Deadspin reader could get satire? 

Why are you stooleys so quick to defend abhorrent behavior? 

Meh, this one’s newsworthy. We’ll be reading about an ‘undisclosed confidential settlement’ any day now.

Fuck you, racist.

Yeaaaahhh...this whole thing about sovereignty is a giant, bullshit red herring, and we should call it out for the racist dog whistle.

You’d be AMAZED how many white people take obvious jokes by black comedians and use them to say “how black people really feel” or to justify their racist behavior.

what did he do to you

(real fart)

Anyone who blacks out the windows, adds tons of red accents, then claims the car is supercharged when it isn’t, probably isn’t the most mechanically inclined individual. Unless this had full service records, I would probably avoid it.

Clearly you need an old Lada. a) Environmentally friendly (older car, production footprint amortized over a longer time and b) made by the biggest union ever, the Soviet Union