Or how a few years spent behind bars?

If that was my kid, that firefighter would be lucky he wasn’t permanently disabled. Being stuck with a feeding tube down his throat for the next few months would be a blessing for him.

Indeed. Next time, dismiss and ignore.

Seems the Moonies are playing an inside prank on those folks.

There’s not as much room for merging as you think there is. And when you do run out of room, you’re left waiting in a right-turn only lane, blocking other cars in the process.

The real takeaway here is, if you get a ticket, don’t blow it off. Borrow on your credit cards if you need to, and pay it off ASAP. You can declare bankruptcy to get rid of the card debt, but jailtime is much more difficult to escape.

Which neighborhood were they living in?

So I can either pay $100 for a city sticker or use that $100 to take care of a past-due electric/gas/phone bill. Staying compliant with city rules and regs saves money in the long run, but I’ll likely roll the dice if it means having my lights, heat or phone cut off. Those are the decisions that people on the wrong…

The word “personal responsibility” has become a dogwhistle in its own right.

We all know the poor deserve to get fucked and even poor people subscribe to this line of thinking.

I doubt she was fortunate enough to have a driveway she could park her car in.

I keep thinking “holy shit that thing’s gonna break off in two,” but I’m sure it’s engineered so that it doesn’t happen....right?

And that’s what makes me so surprised that Honda never brought this car to America.

Your posting history is the online equivalent of two trains colliding into a clown car. You’ve already embarrassed yourself enough. How about giving it a rest?

I just think that it’s best to believe that everyone has good intentions until they prove otherwise.

I’ve been to plenty of places in the deep south that were downright friendly and others where you could just feel the loathing and contempt for certain types of folks from miles away. Some of these places have....spiritual baggage, if you can call it that.

I’m owning you so much here I should consider starting a plantation.

You don’t deserve strong comebacks, so I reserve the weakest ones for weak motherfuckers just like you. Now come up with some more of that “comedy gold.”

And yet you’re still here. We can keep this going until some poor bastard in IT spills grape soda all over the last Gizmodo server.

You must be one of those “they’re not laughing AT me - they’re laughing WITH me” types. Keep it coming.