“See you in the playoffs”

What a joke... In an effort to protect women from sexual assault, oftentimes Title IX denies that they have any agency over their own decisions/actions. “Oh, he didn’t assault you? You’re just scared of him. We’ll kick him out of school just to be safe.”

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

You know he’s terrible since he ceded the moral high ground to Penn State.

Big Cousin is always watching.

That’s not how it works. Against a great defensive fighter like Floyd, a “wild and unorthodox boxing style” doesn’t give you a chance at a knockout; it gives him a chance at a knockout. (See: “Hatton, Ricky.”) The only fighters who’ve ever given him trouble were phenomenally disciplined and skilled at things like…

For all you tender, young melting snowflakes out there, the climate crazies predicted nothing correct on the first Earth Day 47 years ago in 1970. Since then they have predicted nothing correct. Even Al Gore’s movie was just a bunch of Lies.

Assault charges for that?! Suck it the fuck up, man. You don’t walk into the bear den and then act surprised when you get clawed.

Butler should block his transfer.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

I stand by my assertion here. His game calling with Flip Caray during the Cubs’ Dusty Baker era was heroic.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Tomasula had similar language in his contract that voided his deal if he didn’t keep the parking lots clean of loose debris.

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him