Billy Ray Johnson, 58, and Michael Blake Pinkerton, 34

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

The best genetic abominations we’ve ever made.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

So they let the GM run the draft which will presumably dictate the shape of the franchise over the next few years, and promptly fire him immediately afterwards so that some other guy can take over the GM duties with both players and a coach he hasn’t picked?

Mendoza is truly nauseating. Really that whole SNB crew is in my opinion... ever since they lost Orel Hershiser. Most times I hit the mute button

Mendoza is way better than Boone and some of the other hacks they’ve put on SNB (Schilling).

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

He’d be sad, but he’d have to admit that it was a savvy move by a company looking to protect it’s bottom line. The optics might not be to the public’s liking, but people will come around on what the Worldwide Leader is doing.

I think the proper headline is:

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

I just feel sad hearing this.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.