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I didn’t refer to you as a cracker. Although, it could be interpreted that way if you didn’t like the movie.

This how someone's "Tommy was such a good kid. He never got into any trouble" ends up dead. 

I’m not going to bother trying to do that on my phone. This site’s comment entry system is horrid enough on mobile without trying to correct nit picky grammatical errors. 

Sign one is interesting/depressing if true but I’m doubting it because sign 2 shows an obvious deficiency in math/comparison skills.

Watched it last night with the GF and it was pretty good. I guess the reason crackers were made about it was because they’re racist idiots. There’s like 2 characters that are all “Kill whitey!!!” and one of them is the villian..... The other realizes he's wrong near the end so I guess they're paranoid/fo-raging

But are you so rude as to cook chitlins inside someone else’s house? Only then can you be the rudest of rude. 

My 1st car was a 240SX coupe with a 5 speed. $2000 with 155k miles on it.

The Thong Song was the greatest song of our generation. I know this because the radio stations played it LITERALLY back to back to back to back for weeks.

So when are you trying head cheese and/or chitlins? 

Tastes like meat and straight garlic.....well at least the stuff my straight out of Germany running from the Nazis grandma in law buys. 

Im 31 and one of my college x-gfs family used to eat liver and onions. It was surprisingly good but a bit grainy. Her family was dirt poor and lost everything in Katrina though so the liver and onions was more out of necessity instead of a choice. 

I bet you cook chitlins with the windows closed. 

This will probably be the ONLY election I’ll ever vote straight ticket. I’ve always voted for who I thought the best candidates were regardless of political affiliation but holy Hell this administration is a cluster duck of epic proportions. 

Far Cry is awful. The X-ray through the brush AI is bad enough but the monotony of the quests and storyline is just as bad. 

I’ve gotten all the Dark Souls through Humble Bundle Monthly. Played like 3 hours of the 1st one and hated it.

When I worked at a Frisch’s my boss mixed ammonia and bleach in a bucket and told me to go fill it with hot water in our prep area. I was 19 and didn’t know that produced toxic vapors. Luckily the little old lady working prep went ballistic on the manager and dumped the bucket.

You worked those holidays.....you should've been paid. You need to report her to the labor board or some other government body. You would be paid quite well or all that over time. 

I have had a few family members develop cancer (they got better) but even with that and never wishing it on anyone......your old boss deserved it. 

I think it raises some women’s IQs because my GF has the best burns and puns when she's shark baiting. 

I did not know it took into account your highest 35 years of earnings when determining social security. This SEVERALLY hurts my plan for retiring at 55 because I didn't make much when I was in my early/mid 20's.