Yeah, fuck you, Yoho, you hoe.

“I cannot apologize for my passion or for loving my God, my family, and my country,” he man-spoke.

Why does he feel obliged to say this to a colleague? Well let’s discuss...

Yoho’s “apology” on the floor of The House today, from The Hill:

The Congressman said he won’t apologize because, he too, is a person of color:

“The choices offered you made it impossible to achieve anything like a ‘strong example’ [of haiku],” Kacian explained. “They are all about ideas and conclusions, not at all about the ‘thingness’ that haiku purports to employ. In each instance, the choices available to you all had a ‘point’—in other words, you weren’t…

Go with it. He admits as much, from what I can tell. There’s a random NPC you can talk with (I think I found him in Hiyoshi?) who mentions that he heard the samurais or lords or whatever were excellent kaiku writers, and Jin basically says “Well, I write haikus but I wouldn’t profess to be good at it.” That’s a…

Yes! This is my headcanon as well. Totally saves (at least that part of) the game’s kinda bad writing for me.

I kind of like the idea that Jin is actually just bad at Haiku...

Yeah, it’s definitely possible to sometimes write a semi-competent Haiku with the options provided, but I agree with his general assessment that it’s more a simple-poem-generator than truly capturing the classical definition of Haiku. It’s way too possible to create something completely divorced from the literal, and…

Oh god I loved Karen Carpenter. I guess most things aren’t new, they are just packaged differently. Have you heard of intermittent fasting? Some of my friends think it’s the greatest thing ever and I was like how is that not the same as an eating disorder? Notably, they all lose weight very rapidly and then gain it…

A wise Jezzie explained to me that back in the day, models were honest. And then in the 1980s, we were able to start talking honestly about disordered eating and how it can literally kill people. That’s when PR people started clamping down on their clients about that honesty because celebrities didn’t want to be…

Kelly Ripa has a near-starvation diet as well. I used to be satisfied when celebrities were honest about what it took to maintain their extremely thin frames. But now I think it’s flat out irresponsible for anyone to condone these unrealistic diets or using supplements to replace real food.

I quit Instagram this year after being on it for 8 years (whoa, time flies). I’m from the Midwest and was visiting a yoga studio on the East coast over the Xmas holidays and after class one of the patrons started doing a photo shoot of poses, a protein shake jug, and her pretending to drink the contents of the jug. I…

I did a fitness challenge when I was 22 for 3 months and I ate under 1200 calories a day—900 was my goal—and I also exercised for an hour. To no one’s surprise I lost a lot of weight! I also (1) almost crashed my car multiple times and (2) broke down into tears in front of my students and cried for thirty minutes…

I’d say the “fitness” magazines are the goddamn worst.

Anecdotally, I would say that my teen students are, on average, skinnier than ten years ago. I know they spend a lot of time on Tik Tok, and I wonder if it’s contributed to the problem. In our school, a lot of girls skip lunch altogether or grab a rice crispy treat or something small. Some parents are on it, but most…

Maybe Roenick and his wife swing.  I try not to judge.

I hope his wife is packing her bags as we speak. I’m just imagining that nightly “wanna have a threesome haha kidding unless?” routine, his wife must be looking at Tappen like “I am so sorry” while she’s looking back like “I’m sorry, you’re the one who has to go share a bed with him”

Won’t somebody think of the horny white meatheads?!