Tired: shaking your fists at the clouds

Had leftover taters but no gravy left recently, so I just blended some nooch in and *goes silent and starry-eyed*

“Just don’t”

...................elaborate?

Jad explaining to his new friends that he didn’t have his favourite toy because he had to leave his home actually fucked me up.

I’m Canadian, so Thanksgiving is already over and this is more out of curiosity:

People put work into Thanksgiving dessert? Does no one else just get store-bought pumpkin pie? Just me?

Before someone calls this blasphemy, I just wanted to say this would be a clever use of leftovers the day after!

Big corporations don’t cave to frivolous lawsuits, even for relatively small settlements, because it opens them up to more.

As someone who never misses the Funbag but isn't a big sports fan, I've always held back from saying "less sports questions please" to not get (rightfully) mocked. But in light of recent events... fuck the sports questions. Get rid of all of them. See if anyone stops reading the funbag!

Same energy. (Diana, from the SMT video game series)

The sheer number of people saying “how DARE you chemically castrate this child—why not leave it at wearing dresses?” shows just how much of a role deliberate misinformation plays here (since that’s literally all the mom is doing). Alt right people lie about this shit on purpose because they care about winning the…

“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”

I mean... you could home-make mac and freeze and reheat it the same way. You just couldn't call it "fresh made" or "made to order" 

Roller coaster operator. “YOU GUYS READY?!” [Massive screams] Running Apollo’s Chariot makes you the rock star of Busch Gardens.

And she actually seemed to be hanging from that rope a good couple of times...

A dude felt bullied by a note calling out an unnamed rapist? Hmmmmmmm....

My dad’s a Bob (never Rob). Combine that with our extremely generic white last name and you get the name of an infamous child killer! Fortunately the guy changed his name (it was my dad’s first anyway, asshole).

Yeah, just imagine if AOC actually did denounce the woman like Republicans said she should have. They would be screaming now about how she took the bait, this just goes to show how much of a dumb bitch she is, etc. etc.

No, it’s hot water that does that.