My gut reaction at the time of "omg I hope they washed those clothes with cold water asap" may have been missing the bigger picture, but damn if it wasn't accurate

I loved condensed milk in coffee until I switched to the coconut stuff, but with either one the issue in cold brew is that you have to store the can in the fridge after opening, which makes the stuff solid (at least the coconut stuff--I think the regular condensed milk just got quite thick) and thus impossible to stir…

Yeah, I could’ve put that better. I’m not trying to “actually” anyone, least of all people who are grieving and want to call themselves the parent of an unborn child.

Left untreated, they will tear a person’s organs, causing massive hemorrhaging that will in all likelihood kill both parent and child.

“Why do diabetics eat sweetener???"

I like my Instant Pot, but the recipe book that comes with it has, and I quote, “one minute quinoa.” That’s a bald-faced lie.

Can we stop pretending it’s clever and artsy to make a shitty male character that will inevitably be lionized by awful dudes, making life worse for the rest of us? Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t what’s going to happen, the incel demographic is thriving.

Whose business is it who gave birth to a child anyway? What issue is it what you call the parents on the birth certificate so long as they’re there? What’s the practical benefit of insisting on misgendering trans men this way?

Was it that long ago they switched? Well before I was born...

While Scheer is absolutely the devil, Trudeau needs to do better than this and really own up to his mistakes, especially considering his wokewashing.

When asked what about performing she loves, she replied, “I was born for this.” And then she sang Lady Gaga: “I was born this way.” And then, she mashed up her own words to the tune of “Born This Way”: “I was born for this.”

If we’re talking about IUDs, maybe the sudden rush to get them because of Trump is having an impact? So... thanks Trump?

I have to be a freaking dweeb and pick something extra niche (do they even have this in the US?) but: Grace banana soda!

It’s almost like... caving to angry incels and making rules to combat titty streamers/sexual content has consequences that hurt everyone. Maybe next time just stick to a basic “no nudity.”

No good outcome? She was found not guilty of a crime she didn’t commit. She still had a traumatizing delivery and a stillborn child, but the court has nothing to do with that.

Descriptivist moment: you knew exactly what she meant.

This doesn’t matter when deepfakes are an excuse to punish you, and you’ve got the burden to prove your “innocence.” Like with Math’s example.

I knew it would turn out she wasn’t white. I don’t believe for a second that this is the first time one of the many girls in the same, school-issued bathing suit ever got a wedgie. 

I mean, I don’t think the other dealer is getting off here. But they’re investigating responsibility for Miller’s death which requires causality.

“I meant my apology and you’re welcome”???