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So...a woman finds pregnancy to be a positive experience and has waived the surrogacy fee to give three children to families that want to adopt, and we're going ewwww?

I think it'd be easy to criticize the school but, in fairness, I think we all remember that bit in the bible when Jesus, dying on the cross, says "One last thing before I go, remember to be complete and total dicks to innocent little kids whenever you have the chance. Peace out, losers."

I was wondering if I was the only one who found this completely lacking in charm. If a three-year-old talked over me trying to mansplain something would learn some hard lessons. That child is going to be completely unbearable in ten years.

Drunk In Love is terrible. There's no flow to it, the lyrics are juvenile, and her voice sounds like a screechy wail.

Was I the only one who totally thought he was saying "snow" but had a kind of speech impediment? Just me?

YOU KNOW ME!

AMY POELHER IS PERFECT. Perfect in every way. She is my dream friend, acting partner, wife, mother, sister, aunt, cousin, grandmother. Everything she does is perfect. Not even a hint of hyperbole in this.

"Not dealing with that bullshit name!" was the most hilarious line here. And the fact that people kept being like "Oh wow, it really is Amy Poehler!"

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).

What you do is you give a lesson on proper washing, etc. Call it a deportment lesson. Washing hands. Washing clothes. Washing feet and faces. Taking baths. Then, you send home an assignment for the kids in the form of actual homework. Write or (for younger ones) present a show and tell about brushing your teeth, for…

WHEN WILL THIS STOP. OMFG STOP IT.

The 'percussion'/'beat' people in a cappella is always the most amazing to me. A lot of people grow up singing and taking classes, etc., but I feel like their roles are usually self taught (maybe I'm wrong!) and such MAGIC. Looking at their lips move and figuring out how they sound exactly like a set of drums is…

Is it just me, or did anyone else see this graphic and immediately wait for the mouths to say

This is embarrassingly unreadable.

Hey. Knock it off with the bullet points.

I personally hate being around groups of people, no matter what the setting. I also hate people who get in my way when I'm trying to get something accomplished. This adds up to make grocery shopping an uncomfortable experience for me. It's like, I don't care if you'd like to stare at all the spaghetti sauces and…