I think he's working for 2 Chainz

Do previous female minifigs have these curious suggestions of hips? There are other women represented in minifig-land, right?

Currently reading "Annihilation" — perhaps it's the tower?

Norma was a PUNK star. See "The Shirts."

Yes, that's a deal breaker. Because if they didn't listen to or understand that I abhor elaborate public proposals then they are not the person I want to be married to.

That woman looks like she has come from the future to whip your ass.

Oh, I thought this was the Italian Barbara Walters.

I noticed that too. I thought maybe something was wrong with her left hand or arm - but she uses it to throw cups at Jimmie at the end of the clip.

That cheap medal you got for completing the half marathon two years ago, the eiffel tower shot glass someone brought you from Paris, that copy of your college graduation announcement that you've saved. You don't need any of these things. Because guess what? Without them you'll still remember what it felt like to train…

Our poodle does this squinty eyed thing too. Our's is sensitive to bright lights, not stoned.

Local news followed up with video of this man's initial courtroom interaction with a judge. He asks, among other things, if he would be allowed to continue going to Lifetime Fitness to workout and to the grocery store to purchase his own food. He thinks he should be allowed to leave jail (and presumably return) to…

That was my favorite part. "Gifstory" is gold and I say that as a weirdo who is literally nauseated by gifs. (Stupid brain.)

When I was very young we had a cat that always peed on our Christmas trees. I couldn't figure out why people said they loved the smell of pine because I thought all Christmas trees smelled like cat piss.

JESUS H. CHRIST! I only clicked to finish reading this because I couldn't figure out what she would be auctioning off... A signed copy of a still from her porno? The "privilege" of a post-op photography session? Maybe the "opportunity" to have sex with her both pre and post-op? But never in a million years could I…

Yes! I am more apt to feel "assaulted" by Axe body spray or Jean Nate (shudder!) than I am with natural body odors, mostly because synthetic fragrances last longer and give me migraines. But I have been known to take it personally when people who know I can't handle it come around reeking of perfume and insisting that…

I recently had to deal with this situation, but the offender was a college aged man who volunteers as a tutor at my after school program. (I will confess that I am hypersensitive to smells and resigned to mouth breathing when overwhelmed with odors that no one else seems to notice.) I managed to ignore it for about a…

Day-um! That was splendid. I just wish the dancing was more Savion Glover and less young grandpa.

Two things:

Swiping the chip off his shoulder?

Oh please do not let this become the go-to pose for red carpets or selfies or anything else really.