Your neighbor's ex-wife works pretty cheap. I wouldn't work on the horsedick for less than $500/hour.

Oh, no no no — that was not a misunderstanding, that was you dodging a bullet. That woman was NOT your friend, much less your best friend. Please don't waste any more time thinking about it. Be happy she is gone!

When we moved into our house and found a box marked "wedding" in the attic we were intrigued. (Not nearly as intrigued as we would have been with a box labeled "unmarked $100 bills" but you take what you get.) The box held remnants from a typical early 1990s wedding, napkins, invitations, cards, candles, photos. There…

No.

When I worked in an office I was always cold in skirts, dresses and pants made from thin fabrics. I once wore a man's suit to work as part of my Halloween costume. (I was the lost Spice Girl, Alan Greenspice. It was the mid-90s.) It was like wearing a suit of armor; protective, warm, empowering and neutralizing in a…

Jesus Fucking Christ! "You are taking care of the inner tube"??? What? Inner tubes have sexual needs?

Really Anne? The only people who should be concerned about how their names are spelled are people named "Ann Hatheway" or "Adolf Hiller" or "Jon Waine." Also, like I tell the teenagers I work with, if you have to qualify something you have said with a statement like "it's probably in bad taste..." then you shouldn't…

What the hell is company sucusse and why are you getting $200 for it?

I hope it's the damned thimble too. The kids I play with don't even know what the hell it is. They think it's a trash can, seriously.

Agreed, the headline should read "Idiot Victim Tricks Idiot Thief; Lucky Not to Have His Head Bashed In With His Own Hammer"

Rinse your hands in cold water and pour about a tablespoon of salt in your palm. Rub your hands together vigorously for about 30 seconds and rinse with cold water.

why the f**k would we do that?

How does she grab anything at all with those tiny finger stubs? Why don't those poor children have real fingers?

So which is it... cooler or hotter?

I hate the parents who are pleased as punch by every-fucking thing little Dakota says or does. They are suffering from parental delusions when they tilt their heads and smile at me like I absolutely MUST find it amazing too. I am not in any way delighted by the snot nosed crap pantsed antics of random kids I encounter…

Whitney should be taken out behind the shed and put out of it's misery. That show is an abomination.

Oooh - sorry "fourthed". A four-way to celebrate the fourth season, that's how I will celebrate the 19th of October.

Thirded on this four way. With me. I'm the fourth.

Where, exactly, did you read that "the costumes are ones constructed by her mom." ???

This kid and her parents are amazing. Her teachers and her school are amazing. Also amazing: that it's NOT a story about an eight-year old being forced to stop doing something awesome and quirky and educational and fun. I'm just a little sad that supportive parents and teachers encouraging a creative kid is newsworthy…