Fragguplicans.

How about a list of alternawords?

Not schizophrenic, no. Please don't contribute to the bastardization of that word.

Yes, if she continues to reward the cat every time it takes off her glasses then it will keep doing it. Way to allow your animal train you.

No paid vacation since 2006. Though I am categorized as part-time (with no benefits at all) I often work 40 hours a week. I did take two (unpaid) days off in 2011 when my daughter had brain surgery. Other than that — just weekends off.

My next door neighbor was a 74 year old hoarder who died in her apartment last February. When they came to take her body they found the body of her dog that had died a least a year earlier. There are a couple of guys over there right now (seven months later!) getting rid of all the crap she left behind and cleaning…

Mix it up a bit you plankton wankers -

I had concentrate pretty hard ('cause I iz female) but I THINK the pun he was going for has something to do with "driving experience" being — kind of sort of — a euphemism for sex? Maybe?

Holy shit - these are two of my favorite people, and I am also not a teenaged girl.

It is a tenet of of Mitt's religion to baptize dead non-Mormons (without their knowledge or consent) making them eligible to become reunited as one big Mormon family in the after life. I suggest we begin a program of proxy marriages wherein Mormons are sealed (without their knowledge or consent) to same sex partners…

Ask ANY brain tumor patient and I am certain each will have a "theory" of the origin of that brain tumor which is confirmed only by Dr. Google and the patient's desire to control something that might eventually kill them in a very unpleasant manner. That doesn't mean Sheryl has gone all Jenny McCarthy on us.

Honestly? Were those celebrities or random people off the street? I too feel very very old now. And peanut butter and bacon sandwiches are really good, though the lettuce and tomato I'm not sure about.

that should be "please" stop acting.

The dress is lovely, but can we lease stop acting like dresses that "start at $350" are things that an average American woman can afford?

Are you referring to combining foods to create complete proteins? Pretty sure that theory has been debunked. http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/09/the-great-protein-myth/

Seriously, why so much f'ing around with something that should be simple and straight forward. Just put the comments down and back away Jez.

Just don't drink out of that salmonella bottle when you're done with your egg separating!

Thank you! "Full-proof" is NOT a word. I don't care how you pronounce it, the word is spelled "fool-proof." Sometimes sounding it out is not the best way to spell things, we must also rely on dictionaries and editors.

swim, no, sex, yes, yes, no, very, what?, see the previous question for your answer missy.