ALL OF THE EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

Just your run of the mill 89 year old sexpot who claims that she was a contract player in Hollywood and slept her way to the middle. With a purple Cadillac and a purple house and a purple poodle and a preference for purple satin bras that show off the boob job she got in her 70's.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

This is where I completely lost it: “I’ve been going to the same perineum guy for four years”

They had white guys with blond hair, and white guys with brown hair and white guys with black hair! They had white guys who were from NYC and white guys from LA! They had white guys who sported 3 days of stubble and white guys who only sported one day of stubble! They had white guys who were protestant and white guys…

I think CBS has partial ownership of the CW.

Thank you for this perspective. I am post-menopausal and also had to take steroids during cancer treatment a couple of years ago. Either or both have caused damage to my metabolism; I seem to gain weight relentlessly.  I exercise every day, don’t eat fast or fried food, and avoid carbs and sweets. Still, I gain. I…

It’s not like she bought half of Hormel and started screaming about the glories of Spam. She bought it because she believed in it, and now she’s pushing it because she believes it. You can actually be honorable and a spokesperson (look under “Kardashian” for the other extreme).

I remember reading an article back in the 1980s, when Jane Fonda’s workout videos were all the rage (I had two of them!), in which a nutritionist pointed out that Jane Fonda looked like that because her genes made her look like that. It was very depressing to a plump 15-year-old, who desperately wanted to look like…

Oh no I’m not saying it’s bad to be fat but it’s just so UNHEALTHY and I’m worried about your HEALTH.

The skinnier you are, the healthier you are, D’oHHHH everyone knows that.

I actually think this is central to the appeal of conspiracy theory: it allows people to feel special, and “in on the scoop”.

Much like magnets, no one knows how they work...

“I think he thought his department was more about energy than... science. Mostly, it’s science. And, of course, they also have the responsibility of our nuclear arsenal.”

“I think he thought his department was more about energy than... science. Mostly, it’s science.”

The saddest part is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.

This “pretend” improvisation audition would probably be acceptable if these kids were average kids who are actors; the fact that she went looking for the most destitute kids, recruited them, and then made them audition this way sounds fucking horrific. Fuck Angelina. I’ve always maintained she’s not changed; she just…

Replying to myself to add: Also, this is exactly what a godparent is supposed to do! Godparents are literally the people you ask to remain in your child’s life and take care of them in case you die. What kind of crap godfather would McCaulay be if he was like, oh well now that MJ died, later little kid Paris? Hard…

It’s only weird if you actually buy her Saint Angelina shtick. She’s a narcissist who thrives on attention and extremes. She used to get it by pretending to be a bisexual, tattooed wild child and shocking soccer moms, now she’s moved on to collecting children and trying to save the world, but always for an audience.

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…