He looks like he secretes his own hair gel.

Me too! I was absolutely fascinated by death ballads when I was a little 70s kid.... Edmund Fitzgerald was my favorite! I always thought it was funny when the cook comes up and says “it’s too rough to feed ya” and then runs off with “been nice to know ya”. I don’t know why I found that part funny. Kids are weird.

He’s a human pinky ring.

Yeah, my grandmother is 95, living in a nursing home thinking my dad (her son) is her husband and is living with “some woman (My mom, they divorced over ten years ago) and don’t you think I wouldn’t find out.”

We are actually living in an episode of futurama:

To me, it’s sad that she views her continued existence as irrelevant. You can argue that she built the modern celebrity gossip machine, which has never been more relevant. Liz- find something else to do!

Judging by the success of the series about Joan and Bette feuding I think there is still a market out there for hearing about the private lives of former movie stars etc. Vanity Fair publishes at least one expose a month about former celebrities (deceased or not) who made up the fashionable world at some point in…

i was disapointed that the lines he read were not in the story....being a young in MI in the 70s this tune is my have-a-cry jam

Meanwhile, Scaramucci’s wife, Deidre Ball, has filed for divorce. According to a person, she is “fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump, whom she despises.” Okay.

What a nice segue into my own weekly existential crisis.

Usually I wait until Sunday evening to really stare into the void, but okay, now is good.

Well, she released Blue Ivy’s first pictures on Tumblr during a time when it was super common for people to sell the first pictures to whatever magazine was the highest bidder. Just because the new pictures are a bit more flamboyant doesn’t mean she wants random people climbing into her backyard so they can take and…

That child with a baby is only three years older than my sweet, dumb (in an endearing, adolescent way) son. He doesn’t have a full driver’s license yet. He’s hoping to land his first after school job soon. The thought of him procreating three years from now makes me feel light-headed.

She’s looking pretty smug for someone who just procreated with a 19 year old male model. I can’t imagine coparenting with a teenager.

He’s 19?! Oy.

He’s 19!!!

At least the mom isn’t named Gravity (for another 25 years or so?)

And this is exactly why Beyonce took that picture with her twins and put it out there for free. So that no one would climb her fence to be the first to sell them to the tabloids.

Bravo on the Les Enfants song, I’ve been rewatching Little Mermaid due to a sudden interest my son has developed in sea creatures, and that was truly magnifique