It’s weird how mashing up Mark Zuckerberg and Prince William would lead to this, but I believe you’re correct.

I agree, and this is exactly what we do. I’m not hungry at 6pm, nor do I want to eat dinner while my 3yo makes poop jokes and the 6mo tries (usually successfully) to put his whole hand in my plate of food. When we’re focused just on the kids, it’s all funny and I make poop jokes back and don’t worry if the baby flings…

There won’t be enough Halloween costumes in the world for the likely demand this year.

I’m glad someone here wrote something about this. I’m sick to death of the “headlines” I’ve seen that are relying on TMZ + a police report from Florida (yes, Deadspin, I’m looking at you, but you aren’t even the one I’m looking at) that are calling her “guilty” (that’s a criminal term, and as the article says here,…

The last time I saw a super hero movie in the theatre or even at all (before wonder woman) Michael Keaton was batman. I think I went against my will with my parents. Super heros aren’t my thing. However, I binge watched Jessica Jones and I saw Wonder Woman. I didn’t just buy a movie ticket. I went to the fancy theatre…

I mean, the only reason that I tend to make sure we all eat at the same time when we’re home is because I want my goddamn kitchen to be cleaned in fell swoop. But if my kid promises to clean up her own mess, she can eat whenever the fuck she wants.

While not Kushner/Koch level infamy, I did end up at a few parties with the offspring of the disgustingly wealthy back in the day. And a recurring theme is the dudes not being able to hold their booze worth a shit.

You know how we used to laugh at the farcical propaganda videos churned out by the Kremlin showing how Putin was an all-action macho man? And how we giggled at the ludicrous, fawning coverage of the Russian Presidency by the likes of RT. And we shook our heads at the obviously simple, blinded Russian people who had…

I worked as a journalist in my very very small hometown weekly paper. I wasn’t trained for it - I didn’t go to j-school - but I’ve always been a good writer and I had a fantastic editor who educated me on how to write a proper news story. I won a fairly significant award for it. (And by fairly significant I mean state…

Well let’s focus on all the things that “hurt” president bag of hammers:

It’s possible he is suffering from dementia, but it’s more likely that his brain is simply deteriorating with age, a wearing away of the politesse that society generally demands of younger people to reveal what’s really at his core:

Little Donnie Jr. is the one who loves to hang out and brag on message boards. This was all him. Barron’s at that age where his dad doing a WWE stunt is mortifying.

I’m watching some blonde lady defend this on CNN right now and she’s defending him and then she’s like “the real thing we need to focus on is why the president is so hurt by the media.” Ah yes, his feelings are the issue here. He’s such a victim.

And the topper in this is that he appointed Linda McMahon, the producer of WWE to be director of the Small Business Administration.

Yesterday he briefly pinned a nonsensical Tweet about calling CNN “fraud news” instead of “fake news”. I was equally surprised that he knew how to pin a Tweet. This is all so infuriating and embarrassing.

Congress hasn’t been good at listening to its unarmed constituents as of late.

Also this correlation of honesty with the most base, primitive, violent aspects of the human psyche is horrifying.

It’s because he is stupid.

“Now, whenever I see a woman who can’t dress without their ass or tits hanging out, I just think they have self esteem problems (Courtney Stodden, Olivia Newton’s John’s kid et.al). Sometimes it’s cool/fun to dress like that, but all the time?! Nope.”

Oh. That’s sad.