This week’s nails, for the Fourth of July: The Federalist Papers! From Espionage Cosmetics. This is what almost a week’s wear (applied Sunday night) on these babies look like:

I like to give them fancy faux pedigree names. Rebel Woodrow Wilson Architect Dog of the Canine League of Nations, how’s that?

I’m pouring a big belt of tequila into my limeade; I had a rough day. A COTTONMOUTH INVADED MY SUNROOM.

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

I’m drinking a beautiful (ahem bottle of) Rosé. I recently started a job at a fancy schmancy winery and get free/discounted wine by the buttload, so I’ve been quite content in my new perks. Even if it’s part time....which also works because YAY I started my own business!

I am now being PAID...PAAAAIIID to make art and…

So what you are saying is that you are incapable of understanding others opinions or changing your own mind, so you are completely alright with everyone forever ignoring you, you dull-witted apathy addict?

You should post this on a article about Bill Cosby. Because 300 women don’t equal the value of one man’s opinion or account of events. Tired of this shit, go be an edgelord on i09

I don’t think this guy is rich enough to be allowed to steal.

And he did pocket an ungodly amount of money for himself via inflating the value of Fyre by millions and selling those figures to investors who gave him the money. How did he spend it? On models and yachts for him and his bros. Even the women who worked for him weren’t allowed to go on the multiple trips to the…

Do you have to be born in Mississippi to get a name like “Delbert Hosemann”? Because that is fucking excellent.

Here’s one thing. She demanded Capers the moment she got there.

As an Oklahoman, I was COMPLETELY shocked to see us on the list.

The Mississippi SOS literally to Kobach to “go jump in the Gulf of Mexico.”

Well, gosh.

LOOK AT THIS. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I think the closest I can think of is maybe the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac. They weren’t married, but it was an incredible album sonically with several songs exploring the problems they had with all of their fuckery and relationships. That, and Songbird.

Omg are you even serious? Lol

I’m trying to think of another musical power couple that has written about the problems in their marriage like this. I dunno. I’m reminded of “How Do You Sleep?” by John Lennon followed by “Let Me Roll It” by Paul McCartney, as an example of A+ musical talents laying it out there for the public, but of course they…