I don’t know if it’s the one that was mentioned, but luckyscent.com fits that bill.

Hogwarts crest update. Slow going as usual, thanks to mini Ooki never wanting to sleep at reasonable hours.

I got the orange one of that brand! It was neat! And 10 for $11?!

I am a proud devotee of sheet masks for precisely the reasons you mentioned. My go-to are Tonymoly face masks (a Korean brand that does straight up magical shit for my face). You can buy a ten-pack of their face masks on Amazon for $11, which is even better. I like to put on a mask and then take a nap, so all the…

I don’t know how old you are, but if you’re not in your 40s yet then you’ve got a shock waiting for you. Dating is extremely difficult now, and if someone was going to throw another burden on me that I couldn’t date people in their 30s then I might as well give up and die.

Geez. Judgememtal much? These are people well into adulthood who can clearly navigate this shit themselves. The faux concern and shock really irritates me.

I mean...

A thirty-five-year-old woman is perfectly capable of consenting to a partner just over a decade older. At 35 and 46 I see two fully formed adults who know what they’re cool with. It’s not old enough for there to be real power imbalance differences. So fully formed brains and a balance of power are both met which…

They’re both well into adulthood and his ex is around his age. Projecting?

Wait, what younger women has he been linked to? He was with Jennifer Westfelt for like 15+years and they’re the same age. She’s the only person I can think of him being linked to since he became famous.

He...has not always been linked to younger women. The last woman he was in a serious relationship with, Jennifer Westfeldt, is 47 and he was with her for 18 years. However, that sure looks like a cocktail glass in his hand, and I know he’s supposedly on the wagon...

Huh? Jon Hamm was with Jennifer Westfeldt for 18 years up until a couple of years ago. She’s 47. Who else has he been linked to? Also, I’m 33 and would totally date someone in their mid 40s.

I’ll spell it out anyway: Never trust anyone, and never have sex.

Colonization is maybe not the best example to use to “prove” a white person doesn’t worry about existing on a world with non-white people. I’m not saying she, specifically is or isn’t, but colonization didn’t happen because white people appreciated and respected the Burmese, Nigerians, and all the other countries they…

This is perhaps my favorite QE II stories.

Children, want to hear a funny story? When I was a teenager in the late 60s (I am extremely old) ion the prehistoric days before blow dryers and every modern convenience, we would tape a maxipad to our foreheads and tape our wet bangs over that to straighten them out. I have other funny stories involving ironing…

While my haters are talking about my curly bangs online, I’m relaxing on a beach in Hawaii

“Who would ever wanna be king”