Wait, which headline are we talking about?

Yeah, fuck these trauma victims. How dare they try to make sense of a terrible situation and avoid falling pray to survivors’ syndrome.

I thought you were talking about the Drake/Zoe headline - which I clicked on because I wanted to see if she was talking about actual cakes, but then I came across this:

The thought of Ivanka saying the word “daddy” fills me with a burning bubble of bile that makes me miss the golden days when only my gallbladder did that to me.

“Our fathers love is the moonlight on bacon grease that causes the spirt of our glow to soar and we dare dream of all of the condors in California being mounted on the walls of monuments for it is closeness that heats the motochondria which is the powerhouse of the cell.”

I could care less what Melania wears, but as a former “luxury” clothing salesperson, I can say without a doubt that D&G is only popular because of marketing, and definitely not because of quality. Not only did we get way more D&G returns than any other brand, but a lot of their stuff visibly looked shitty. It was…

Oh man, let’s not talk about losing the genetic lottery. My teeth are so shitty that I have a (good) car in my mouth, in terms of how much my dental treatments have cost. And just today I had to go to the endodontist to redo a root canal (from one of the teeth that are part of my bridge, how lovely) because it got…

My dad’s a smoker with bad teeth due to ‘60s orthodontia, and, as an added bonus, he grinds his teeth in his sleep. He had one of his near-the-front teeth (incisor? Bicuspid? The one right next to your front teeth) just pop out while he was sleeping one night. He looks really classy without his bridge. And my brother…

Friends getting cancer, mold in the basement, busybodies causing job threatening drama, topped off with my neighbor just now bringing over something in a flower pot to show me and explaining she heard a scream and saw a rat murdering a chipmunk. THE BLOODY DEAD CHIPMUNK WAS IN THE POT. I should have no fucking teeth.…

Whenever I’m stressed I have dreams about my teeth falling out and now I’m going to be even more stressed that my teeth are actually going to fall out.

For years Demi was touting a VERY restricted ‘health’ diet so I’m suspecting this may be due less to stress than to poor nutrition.

several women i know who had reductions are way more into their bosoms after a reduction and are far more comfortable showing them off after the reduction.

tbh i get it- she now has a body SHE finds sexy, SHE is confident in.

No, she had breast reduction surgery because she was having back problems. BRS isn’t always some sexual image and identity thing.

Yours is the best comment. There’s so much pearl clutching here I thought I was at a Republican Women’s “Empowerment” luncheon. Isn’t this site pro-sex workers but suddenly a 19 year old in a bikini is OMG?

Wow @ the pearl clutching in the comment section already. Who cares if a 19 year old woman has her ass hanging out? The amount of clothes she wears has nothing to do with her talent or career. Also, showing some skin when you’re young does not set you up for a lifetime of trauma and embarrassment. Super surprised to…

Yeah, even for a gossip magazine, talking to a parent who lost custody of their child because they were abusing them, and giving them a platform to continue that abuse years later is gross.

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.