My foot was removed and preserved.

He is tall! Oh so tall! I’m 5’7” and was wearing heels and I still had to look up at him. Just checked IMDB which says he is 6’ but I’d say he is a little taller even.

It was probably 10 years ago, a month or two before it was announced he was cast in Star Trek. I was at a party for a friend of a friend of a friend, who Chris Pine happened to have gone to high school with. When he walked in we were like who dis? Is that a human man? I purposely “really had to get something” at the…

I’m interested in the Chrisistance movements that are going to spring up.

Nah I doubt it he’s not part of the inner circle of idiots so I don’t think they’ll have much to piñon him.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT A PARTY WITH CHRIS PINE?!?

He is funny in movies. Not so much in real life.

Jesus how did they fuck this up so badly?

Combine it with Drumps cryptic tweet - the one where he “hopes nobody has a tape”?

What this confirms is that Trump did tape the “dinner date” meeting, where Comey thought it was odd Trump was asking him about whether he would stay on at the job, after Trump already confirming it in previous conversations.

Video reenactment of the Trump/Comey dinner:

Can’t wait for all this shit to unwind. It’s gonna take forever. In the meantime:

Couple’s spray tan.

I keep reading about a “nothingburger” is this something that was mentioned on Fox as there sure are a lot of Trump supporters who like to use this term suddenly.

You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

Way to bury the lede!!!!

Eh, she’s 18, I was much more harsh at that age.

Disrupts her life? What life? She’s a fucking reality TV star. Who gives a shit?

I’m sure Destiny thought it was shitty to have her father’s hospital recovery leaked to the tabloids as well (Hi Kris).

I’m sorry, People has a network? (I say this as if I’m not going to watch it every second of every day)