lets not forget the flags that they were, unfortunately, not able to protect.

Can we reserve that space for celebrities who don’t look like cats and crossword puzzles? I miss Midweek Madness :(

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

Maybe your white friends need to reexamine themselves to figure out what’s stopping them from liking it.

Yay!

Smokin’ hot. Also, he allegedly proposed to her in Spanish! I love those crazy kids.

Sofia definitely upgraded.

Is it just me or does gossip seem particularly lifeless post-inauguration? I just don’t give a shit about any of this stuff. Has Trump really drained my joy that much?

it was a delicate operation...after determining the exact weight of her brain, they swapped it out for the same weight in cash:

SO CUTE I WANT HIM. He reminds me of my ferret I had as a kid. His name was Monsieur Moustache.

Oh Jesus fuck, she’s the worst.

Ever since Matthew Perry told that story to Jimmy Kimmel, I’ve found myself wondering if his mother — Suzanne Perry — was still Press Secretary to Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Justin Trudeau’s father, when this all went down at Rockcliffe Park Elementary.

he’s off the table.

I pick Alex Trebeck. That sexist, right wing douche is ruining Jeopardy.

My beloved Trudeau has already punched a (former) Conservative senator and accused domestic abuser in the face. It was glorious and pretty much perfection.

Can the 3 of them just be half naked and oiled for that? Cos that would be the best possible outcome

Well, for one thing assignment editors are generally male. So, there’s that. “Here, girls, here’s a thing for you. Cover it and get those eyeballs!”

And believe it or not, I’m really not trying to hate on Ms. Sandberg. No one is wrong in telling you to ask for a raise if you deserve one. (I love Jean Chatzky on these matters, for instance.) But Jean isn’t telling us that this is the answer to patriarchy. She’s just trying to help a gal out. And that, I respect.