Look at the size of this thing:

Seriosuly, attacking Trump with a misogynistic comment is something like attacking a slime monster with slime. ITS WHAT HE RUNS ON, DICKWEEDS.

Came here for a post on actual dogs... I’m disappoint. Amy will agree with me.

you arent dumb, the world is dumb.

This is why Brie Larson is going to be a Marvel superhero, and Casey Affleck is just an asshole with a fugly beard.

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

it was definitely on purpose hahaha

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

Actually, it’s pretty ecologically sound, so there’s that to consider. Not as good as dayboat fish caught near you, but second-best, both in ecological soundness and taste. And if you live in many coastal regions, almost all of the good fish is NOT on the Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Sustainable Fish List.....

She’s talking about her ass, which black women have been mocked and degraded for having, for decades. We have been hyper sexualized as CHILDREN because of it. It was a mark of such embarrassment for many of us growing up, and I absolutely include myself in that. I was overly concerned with the way my butt moved too…

Wow.

Now I’m sad, and I can’t go hug Mr. Cheese because I am stuck at work. I’ll just leave this picture my mom emailed me when I was on vacation, of my 17 year old cat that lives with them after he had his laser therapy (he only has one eye and developed an abscess that was messing with his good eye, but thanks to the…

When we knew my aunt was dying from cancer and there was no stopping it, we drew up all these plans for the time we had left. There wasn’t time enough because the cancer took her faster than we realized. We all wanted more time with her where she was still herself and could do things. I’m crying a little bit writing…

Blech. That essay ruined me. My wife and I are librarians. Amy is the author of two of her favorite children’s books: Little Pea and Exclamation Mark. Highly recommend all of her work if you have kids. Scratch that, I recommend them even if you don’t.

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

I feel sorry for people who don’t know when to use who and not that.

I appreciate your sympathy and am always accepting donations.

did you hear that one about how once upon a time Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

Some of us white people are cursed with this horrible thing called rosacea.

Well, you know the saying: to look young and fresh, hang around grey, ambulatory raisins with a grudge.