Be very thankful. At my rehearsal dinner, my dad said to Mr. Schwa, “I wish she was marrying her ex-boyfriend.” After the rehearsal dinner, my mom said to Mr. Schwa, “You deserve so much better then her.”

ok ugh i hate that that is such a good point! i just wish the lawsuit wasn’t being spearheaded by a guy who used the app to cheat on his wife. why you gotta be so reasonable, grumpstomer.

100% of the time, i’m right every time.

Karlie, there’s no need to pose. Please stick to the videos and songs that you’re used to.

Deal. Easy deal.

What the fuck is EASY D?!?

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

James don’t make me hate you.

Yeah, I was just thinking that. Apparently he’s cultivated a decent connection to the Obamas. He was the one who arranged Michelle’s surprise appearance (by satellite) to announce the academy award for best picture a few years ago, and he directly arranged for a lot of private screenings of pre-release films at the…

I will also live tweet anyone jacking off to the movie next to me.

Also worth noting: the founder of Bikers For Trump appeared on Fox News and claimed that anarchist protesters “admitted” to being funded by George Soros.

Trump’s signature forms little hood shapes. Hmm.

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

E.L. James said numerous times in interviews that she loves Twilight because ‘it got her into reading.’ As an adult woman with children. She didn’t read books and then in her 40's she discovered one of the worst books published in the last 50 years. :/

Waiting for the rest of his costume and make-up, actually.

*clears throat, swallows really hard* (whispers) thank you

it’s totally your motto

He’s actually a phenomenal actor. He was one of the best things on Friday Night Lights and obviously terrifyingly dead inside on BrBa.

When life gives you Plemmons, make Plemonade is my motto!