Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

Hey Donald: The jerk store called—they’re running out of you!

I don’t believe in any gods, but this is what I pray for.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

I don’t even know the football things, but I get this joke and I like this joke.

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

Nicki Minaj’s ex-boyfriend.

Did he? Did he??

Snapchat is a strong woman who doesn’t need your slut shaming, MatisyahuSerious.

first that white boy (not bo bice) leaves her for the brazen hussy that is the snapchat ghost, and now this?

Why is it wrong? Answer: it’s not wrong.

I’m a little jealous of that baby, not gonna lie.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

Yes, yes you are.

I’m trying to work out what’s going on with her shoe/foot situation. It’s somewhat unnerving.

My teenage sister does that - she takes instagrams of her polaroids. She wears rugby sweaters and velvet chokers, she knows all the words to *NSYNC songs because it’s cool and ironic. Sometimes I just want to shake her and scream ‘LIVE IN THE NOW, GIRL, THE FUTURE IS GREAT’ but what can you do. Youths.

Short of actual abuse, children shouldn’t be kept from one of their parents. I think Angelina wants to cut Brad out because she’s done with him. It doesn’t work that way. Maybe 6 kids in a total of like 10 years as a couple was unwise.

Probably people got suspicious when they heard about something related to selfless generosity and kindness to others located in Trump Tower.