The Smithsonian craft museum is fast and stunning.

My friend sent me two jars of her homemade cactus/hot pepper jelly & it’s great, so I have loads of bagel sandwiches in my future. Additional ideas are quite welcome.

I found that with muffins too. You can basically make them half muffin, half apple.

That’s wonderful! Happy kids and one more shelter dog in a happy home!

My Undiscovered Room dreams are always at houses that I’m trying to buy/rent. Always the same three: a rental that’s basically a huge hollowed-out tree, the first house I owned that I’m trying to buy back, or a multi-floored warreny place that I’m always at with a ton of people, usually family or classmates from the…

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We just started buying Annie’s for the kid and that stuff is good!

Considering the taco bowl incident, it’s really anybody’s guess.

Hot damn. “Mr. Trump is rape culture’s blathering id, and Sunday night Hillary Clinton (who, no doubt, has just as many man-made scars as the rest of us) has to stand next to him on a stage, and remain unflappable as she’s held to an astronomically higher standard, and pretend that he is her equal while his followers…

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I think many of them have been looking for a way out for a while, and this gave them that shot. Except for poor, stupid Ted Cruz. If he could have held out one more week he’d have a shot at looking principled.

Land in Hawaii is expensive and ownership patterns are odd. Many residential homes there are built on leased land.

My kid poked a button on twitter today that somehow led to 2-year-old tweets, including one from Bill Clinton congratulating Malala. I got so excited because I thought she had won another Nobel.

Oh, honey. When you were nine. That breaks my heart.

It happened to a friend of mine a couple weeks ago at her neighborhood convenience store. I wouldn’t even know except we were reminiscing about the time I knocked over the bar stool I was sitting on because a guy who I had already shut down tried to grab way too high on my thigh and I jumped. She was like, “Oh yeah, I…

I’m so sorry. I can’t believe those people who did nothing.

I get the jokes about the logistics of this but if you’ve never had a stranger try to grope your underwear area, feel lucky. It’s happened to a lot of us.

One of the barfiest things about this election has been hearing Trump say the word ‘stamina’ over and over. I’m going to try to hear it this way for the next month.