That simile... *chef’s kiss*

I’m sure you’re right but his performance as the Kingpin made that image super hard to de-brain.

I love your idea but I’m positive that’s not what Yoko means.

Take that back! Young Vincent d’Onofrio was so handsome.

Usually Yoko just mildly irritates me but “kitchen couch”? I’m actively angry.

I have a running joke with a friend who loves Bowie like I do that my child is his chosen emissary. She grooved to his music first, and still digs it the hardest. Friend: “I knew it! I have so many questions for her.”

Yay! Isn’t that exactly the point of the SoL, from the victim’s perspective? You are on notice that you need to file w/in a set amount of time, not what a judge decides is equitable.

she is still wearing makeup. Give me a goddam break about the lashes, those are not real & if they are, she has 10 per eyeball. Lots of brow + concealer, just left the eyebrow crease so they can yammer on about something.

But it is inaccurate. A lot of cultures in America in the 1300s were sophisticated and orderly.

I am going to miss Chrissy Teigen twitter. I love her but there’s no way I’m watching Lip Sync Battle.

I thought ‘fam’ was an internet bro thing so maybe it’s already happened.

Maybe the storm will wash away the rest of the red tide? Yuck.

Have you seen her modeling campaign for Christian Siriano? It’s wonderful.

LaToya listens to the tapes.

You’re some vinegar. LMM is magical.

Stay the fuck away from our bears, Charlie Sheen.

Upthread someone is telling her to put them away. Like, what do you have against joy?

I did that with stuff in my room as a bored teenager, went the literal route with most stuff but labeled a clear plastic container full of confetti with “as if it isn’t obvious.” I was so proud when a friend picked it up, asking out loud “What’s this?”

Just called a seal, I think