This topic should probably be a Pissing Contest at some point. Then we can all feel better/die of embarrassment together, like a family.

Ora’s is cute.

Visit tomandlorenzo.com. Their most frequent reaction to her is “Of. Course.”

When I was 18 and completely confident I went to a Neil Gaiman book signing with my brother and best friend. It was the book tour for the bound Sandman graphic novel and Gaiman was starting to get pretty big so there were a few people in line obviously getting things signed just to resell them.

The datboi twitter account was really funny on its 2nd and 3rd days of existence.

Really good point. Agree on all but “borderline” unethical.

My instinct is that’s exactly what they’re doing, because he has Pirates $ and seems determined to be an asshole about this. No one “freaks out” for 9 hours in an office building on a Saturday rather than give a deposition.

She blogs, too. thebloggess.com

The fit on the blue floral is so damn good. Really great on you.

I won’t get to see it for a while. If it does indeed stink I feel bad for the actors, because they were freaking invested in that film. The gave each other “Skwad” tattoos. They also had to put up with some straight bullshit from the director and Jared Leto.

First thought: “Well, maybe they’ll OD.”

Ooh. I’m really liking a lot of the gose styles available now.

OK, haven’t opened it yet because parenting but I did open a “Truly” colima lime and it’s good. I tried the grapefruit one & was kinda bland, exactly like vodka + unsweetened flavored seltzer. The lime one is a teeny smidge sweet with a cocunut flavor, really good! Even better with the fresh mint I added in…

I’ve had good luck with Pods and the U-Haul version of them. Don’t strap things in, because over that # of miles everything gets vertically shaken in a big way. A bunch of our furniture has scars because my husband was too careful.

:) yes.

Does anyone have have a favorite among the low-end cleansing oils—Boots No 7, Burt’s Bees, Simple? I’m enjoying the 3-step ‘grits’ cleansing method but realized I am not using the right kind of oil.

I’m so sorry. Love that you’re spoiling her. When I knew my old girl was ailing I pretty much spent that last weekend on the floor/grass with her. It helped, although she gave me a couple of pointed looks when she’d notice I had been in her space for quite a while.

I have a supposedly $17 bottle of brut rose that was on ‘sale’ (all month) for $5. Could be a disaster! Can’t wait to find out!

I so need to get myself a library card. I go on single-author binges and the list of unread stuff (I had a train commute years ago) is so long. My only semi-recent suggestion is Jenny Lawson’s two memoirs, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened & Furiously Happy. Snort-giggles for days.

What I don’t get are skinny cargo pants. The only thing that screams “fashion victim” harder than those are open-toed boots.