Did they really? I thought that was a joke.

She’s really getting irritating with her Draper James promo stuff.

That reminds me of characters on The Oblongs.

Earlier today I successfully sounded out a twitter abbreviation and was unreasonably pleased with myself over it.

That pug story makes my day!!!

Hot dogs.

tbh, that’s easier for me to look at than the real thing.

I was just wondering how long it would take an editorial cartoonist to steal the image of Trump “only standing upright because he is crammed with so many thinkpieces.” http://theslot.jezebel.com/the-media-buil…

Thanks for telling us about it. Love you.

I love that Cindy wore a black and white Moschino t-shirt instead of Moschino-Moschino.

Don’t. Don’t pull this shit here and don’t pretend you meant the other kind of “Go play in traffic.”

I hear you on the Taliban, it gets a little more blurry with ISIS. These guys are using a lot more than religion to recruit ‘disaffected’ kids and adults. Literally sex, guns, money, power, notoriety—standard appeals for gang recruitment, not so standard for buttoned-up conservative religious groups.

I’ve been the sole writer on duty on a weekend before, and covering breaking news + the usuals is hard. You doubly want to get every detail right on the breaking story because it will be the first that many folks are seeing,and the basis for your coverage in coming days. I respect your decision and appreciate the…

I somehow failed to notice that your pregnant while dealing with all of this. HONEY.

try losing the es — sxd

Same, for years, but I’ve been using it a lot more this year. Aside from Adultosaur, the most entertaining people on twitter (comedians, artists, journalists) are literally doing their jobs, and that’s not my job, so eff it.

I still can’t find you! Neither can some others:

I read a tweet the other day about how some men fear a form of blue balls if they don’t chime in on a rape story.

She sounds nice. Real shame to have lost that one.

Not to say they are right because they aren’t, but finding someone with similar interests and career goals isn’t the worst thing ever... (signed, lawyer married to an unemployed cook/dishwasher. It’s working but it’s WORK.)