But you didn’t. *ducks*

God it’s so hard. Alzheimer’s does the worst things to people. You’re a good daughter.

I make pasta salads at least once a week during the summer. When I feel like warm food the Trader Joe’s tamales are fast to microwave and cheap.

I finally started binging Bob’s Burgers. I suggested Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries here last week — it’s breezy, fun, pretty.

I thought the fourth season was good for what it was, but unfortunately that was ‘long-form storytelling’ rather than ‘funny.’

Whoa—I have that same necklace!

SNS! I want to play but husband decided he needs a break so is playing video games while I watch baby.

Headless chickens don’t flounce.

*the cartoon* that you are likely masturbating to

The past week has convinced me that Twitter can be brilliant. Lots of people tweeted predictions that “Ali Belonged to Everyone” articles were on the way, and this morning some were warning that “Delete Your Account” thinkpieces were pending. And behold, ...

That just looks like the difference in my hands depending on whether I’m holding them above or below my heart.

12.4 pounds! That’s amazing and bats. Good work.

And there were actual studies over the last couple of years that showed diverse movies brought in more money. This is about overcoming the prejudices of the execs & gatekeepers. The studios want to make money, but the decisionmakers are the ones presumed to know how, and we are seeing time after time that they are not…

There was a good conversation on a recent article comparing her red carpet style to her video style. The latter is what earns her icon status, the former is a uniform.

tbf, they had to first realize something was wrong.

I was a Barack supporter in 2008 but I still got teary when I listened to her concede. It’s complicated but lovely when the historic and the personal intertwine like this.

In a grocery store in the mid 1990s, I saw a guy with a huge bicep tattoo of the logo for Red Dog beer, a not very popular and spectacularly bad macrobrew. I wonder at least once a year what that guy thinks of that tattoo now.

I know every body is different but that ‘belly’ is baloney. She’s just sticking out her abdomen. (Not saying she isn’t pregnant, just that she hasn’t popped yet.)

I thought that was a solid joke until realizing it didn’t say “dependable.”

I came here from Twitter; your last line is now killing me dead.