And the yoga pants with the two front pockets. I’m wearing an 8-year-old pair right now and the fabric’s not even pilled.

I have to agree with you on the beige, though. It looked lovely when she walked but once you’ve seen her in jewel tones or the above bronzy shade, sparkly no-color doesn’t cut it.

Geocide, before & after.

Laura Silverman also tweeted that these folks are probably just mad because they spent their last $5 on that word.

DJ Khaled would have been a touch less random because he was Ariana’s date.

(in response to this outfit:)

My recording cut off at the very end so I watched it again later (and a little sober-er). The audience reactions seemed less cringey the second viewing. First time was “wtf is wrong with these people?”

Killer Mike.

My preverbal kid backed into my lap this week with “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom” and let me read almost all of it to her.

I thought that song was by Peaches & came out in 1996/97?

I guess people are being nasty to the genius who was tweeting her period details at Donald Trump. :(

Foam tape.

I didn’t know that either. I hope she can be nice.

Last week mine showed an ad for rose gold boatshoe-looking loafers nearly identical to a pair I bought in cash, in a real store, two years ago. I only recently started wearing them regularly. I have no similar shoes (they’re kinda ugly), I have never taken a photo wearing them, and have never looked at anything like…

Maybe both, and some recipients just don’t know the difference? I saw a dude in Trader Joe’s last week who had the spray tan version of those Fix-A-Flat butt enlargements. He was wearing short shorts, too, so was clearly proud of those streaky terra cotta stems.

And that’s fair, but doctors and schools should be doing better.

I think that clip struck me dumb. Literally—my first thought while watching was “She’s such a hard worker.” Derp.

I remember reading doctors’ advice in the 80s that teens obs should not get augmentations, but reductions were not just OK but advisable. I don’t understand why that’s not common knowledge by now.

“She will be beautiful and refreshing”?!! If they’re getting $395 for that dress they should hire a person instead of using Google translate.

It made me giggle so hard.