Did Britney’s MUA discover highlighters 10 minutes before that shot was taken?

Dying at “Hairy Becky.”

I know I use this a lot lately, but

Did you see the caption, though? Unlikely.

Emailed, I think. And we all think *our* work email is awful.

Quvenzhane’s is so funny. It reads like every thank-you note ever written by someone between the ages of 8 and 13.

It’s somehow felt like a worse week for that? I’ve been esp cringey since Jia’s Ivy Park review apparently elicited dick pics.

And when they run it flat, face first, into the wall, and then just give up. “OK, I guess I live here now.”

WHAT

Poor kiddo. I can’t imagine getting through the teen years without books. I’ve heard great stuff about the effectiveness of cataract surgery from everyone I know who’s had it. I hope her experience is the same.

It’s only been a couple of days. You haven’t remarried the guy yet.

You just saved me so much time. Thank you, thank you!!

Are any of you sheet mask devotees over 35? I need to get back into caring for my skin daily instead of randomly. I like peel-off masks for fun but have never known them to do a darn thing.

Gilligan OMalley’s seamless ones are my favorite, even over pricier brands.

Do you like matte? The Rimmel London mousse stuff stays on forever and has a very pale option.

Besides being wrong, that would ruin my favorite joke in this story. “Just a Sad Bigoted Robot Man and His Reuben” is not nearly as funny.

In the early 2000s, I lost six loved ones in a year. I didn’t realize what I was going through until a dear older lesbian friend referred to me as “armless,” for ARMLS, the name of her support group for AIDS-Related Multiple Loss Syndrome. From the mid-80s to the mid-90s, people with lots of gay friends were losing…

Kylie’s pants would be really flattering if they were her size.