Terrifying either way. I didn’t even know why I was scrolling with such dread until I got to the tweet.

I do love that both quoted adult reactions are basically, “Moar school for all of you!”

There was a fake story a couple weeks ago claiming that was reversed in court (“CBSnews.net” or somesuch). I was so disappointed to tell my friend that posted it that it wasn’t true.

ILY

So yeah, probably a bad parent.

Pretty sure I’m a bad parent for wondering if it wasn’t warm enough just to let you air dry.

Dammit, that woman looks good in white and cream.

The dropped waist plus a ruffle that obliterates any hope of shape? Ugh. And Fisk is right about the color.

“One oval-shaped suit, please.” —Jia, I think.

:( Poor baby lunkhead.

Nope. I was really troubled by it. Not just the sexism and the wtfery, but flat out not listening to an applicant is a great way to give off “I’m a terrible boss” vibes. And it’s not the kind of employer I would like to see sued—they don’t have a ton of $ and use what they have to help people who really need it.

I told them during the initial interview because I suspended my job search to have her, and have to explain the resume gap. :(

So since I was sick for SNS is this the proper place to bitch that in a job interview last week I was asked multiple times, by women, about whether I could really, reaalllly do the job considering that I am the mother of a toddler? Like did I really mean it when I said I can travel sometimes and work until not-even…

There’s an extra Kardashian in the third shot. I’m v confused.

Years ago me and my coworkers had to pull some obviously fight-trained roaming pits off of a neighborhood dog. My boss was bitten, dog was lucky he survived. The pits were stunning—I turned a hose on them and it was like the rage-fog cleared; they were obviously kind of nice dogs under it. We were involved in the…

Opposite. Gimme.

I loved those photos. Sasha Obama makes the absolute best faces. I think I’ll miss her the most.

Worse. Hathaway doesn’t pose like LM does, nor has she written books of flat-out wrong fashion advice.

Plus if you wouldn’t have mentioned that, I would have forgotten that I want to get chips at the store later. You’re winning and helping people.