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She gets thin skinned at weird times.

I <3 Bobby but these are the best Dirt Bag jokes in a while.

I’m counting on that and only post cute/loving baby stuff anywhere. If something particularly hilarious happens because she’s being awful it’s couched in ‘poor baby is learning a new skill and that’s why my lamp/dishwasher/toe is broken.’

That is exactly the right age to have such processes.

Eggs are the best because of pb-chocolate ratio and the pb is never stale in the seasonal ones.

Ugh. Time for hazard pay.

<3 the Vonnegut paraphrase, Rachel Vorona Cote.

That court joke is goooooood.

I think I can see the ‘yolk’ and it’s the worst part of that photo. See the slimy, shiny bit in the middle?

Mine’s a toddler and learning tantrums right now. I think the only answers are self care and trying to keep your relationship in semi-working order, because being a baby is hard work and the lows you have to help them through are unpredictable and tough.

And women did their hair, people dressed up for air travel, and everybody pinned their togas on the proper side...

For me, things got a little easier when baby turned about 4 months, and a lot easier at 8 or 9 months. The additional interaction and working on recognizable things—trying to crawl, getting good at grabbing things, eating finger foods—made her a lot less alien.

I have never been so jealous of Bill Clinton.

My brother in law. And he looks it.

I automatically reject any sentiment that includes the word “nowadays” and am always staggered by how many people buy into the “it was so much better when ___” myths.

following now.

Reason # Umpteen to be happy Instagram didn’t exist in my 20s...

He looks happy.

Why in the world would someone tell their parents that??!