The man loves a dad joke.

So I guess for everyone’s mental health we’re ignoring that lawyer’s statement to TMZ? I would like to burn down some things related to that firm, please.

And he still hasn’t deleted it!

I am still so creeped out by the way he dressed his *relatives* for that show.

I wonder if she’s started working on the right way to smirk yet. I can’t imagine not smirking when trying to get through a debate with that guy.

Maybe a wrap in a jewel tone?

Aww, thanks! I think it’s anxiety. It’s pretty clearly related to the job search, and doesn’t stick around all the time. Goes away when I’m playing with my kid at night, for instance.

Do you use a drugstore brand? I’ve recently started DIY-ing again and I can’t find a brand that covers my grays well.

My 13-mo was wearing a top with pockets the other day and I found some cheerios in there at the end of the day.

I do that shit all the time.

Is this your first time w/ it? I’ve never taken anything for anxiety before but as underemployment drags on I’m starting to think I should talk to my dr about a short-term solution.

I went to a crafts store for the first time in years last night, to get supplies to make some wall stamps for my daughter’s room. It made me super geek out about the idea of making things with her as she gets older. She’s 13 months. Does anybody want to share little-kid craft ideas/stories?

In 2007 I was working in an enviro nonprofit in DC. The head of an entire campaign explained that he didn’t drink the office coffee because it was made with tap water and he only drinks bottled water. I was staggered.

Have you seen it, though? It’s not nice.

The pre-SATC episode of MST3K where Crow is obsessed with Kim Cattrall is the absolute best.

Strongly agreeing with Raven is... unfamiliar. She’s quite right, though. She absolutely should move if a Republican is nominated.

Evil is its own undoing.

Ugh, I don’t think I can watch this. I spent actual time today 1. complaining to a formerly smart person that her “Irish Lives Matter” historical news Facebook post from a to-me obviously racist page was Ugh, 2. Being told about how it was just her sarcastic sense of humor that I wasn’t getting, 3. Reading about how…

Nope, that’s what logic would dictate. Reality = people angry about existence of IVF. I saw several “bitch has plenty of money to adopt” tweets.

ha, so good!