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My image search for Ned Flanders cutting his girlfriend’s hair in her sleep was unsuccessful. :(

crying.

It may be too late now, but the first 5 mins of responses to her tweet were delightfully nonhomophobic and full of amazing gifs.

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Yeah, TMZ’s assumption that hanging out for 5 straight days = “moving in” seems a little quaint.

Somebody here linked Blac Chyna’s instagram and another model’s to prove that Kylie jacked their styles and I am convinced.

Bats, right? Either they are as credulous as they expect their followers to be, or as insincere as their followers’ grandkids always suspected.

Turning your kid’s name into a hasttag is likely literally the worst idea.

Gifs, not emoticons, but Ebroji’s pretty good.

I love Coco but that photo annoys me. The pixels that make her look like Bridget from the Girls Next Door are a bunch of jerks.

Did you happen to see the Ellen show ages ago when Ellen called her Dana? She was quickly corrected with a “Shh, don’t call me that!” It was adorable. (I don’t watch Ellen and don’t have any idea why I saw the clip, but here we are.)

In case you feel like being charitable, it struck me as self-aware, self-deprecating, and apologetic. That’s how I would have meant such a thing, anyway.

Oooh, good idea on a talisman-y thing. I’ll put on a grandparent’s pin or stick something in my jacket pocket.

Energy and good thoughts coming at you. It sounds lovely.

I was just going to say something similar—I’m older than DerbyDuck and mine just turned one. My and my husband have both experienced laying sleeping baby down in her crib without her stirring, then waking her up when we try to leave the room because some random joint in one of ancient feet decided to audibly crack.

Yes yes yes.

She was the ghostsister.

And they’ve only seen the uptick since October, so there are plenty of pregnant women in the region who are probably worried sick.

Not the right place to deploy “nowadays.” It’s extensive and, as indicated, hours long.