Yep. NW too.

This is tagged “Hm” which I first read as “Him”.

I think the possibility that he genuinely mixes them up is even worse on him.

I’m honestly confused about what Bristol thinks Cruz said.

Will Smith does seem like an I’ve-got-mine type, which (I just this second realized) completely explains his kids.

For me it was “KonMari your goddamn snack life.”

Compression socks! (They are known as ‘suppression socks’ around here.) So helpful with the twitchy legs. I’ve been getting leg cramps post-partum and those homeopathic tablets work really well.

Amazon is #2 around here these days, because Netflix is an unbeatable value, but it has uses. I already pay way to much to the hated cable company, so I loved watching The Wire through Amazon. They have Fraggle Rock season 1, which my one-year-old loves to pieces. I have a Kindle so also love the free lending library.

I’m late to the social, but PSA: the soundtrack for The Life Aquatic is all Bowie but mostly covers, many not in English. I’ve been playing it a great deal this week—scratches the itch to hear his stuff while reducing the risk of breaking down completely again.

SECRET

the opposite. If you see him and don’t feel punchety, get checked out.

What I’m getting from this photo is that the most physically appealing couple that has ever existed looked a teeny bit goofy on their wedding day. <3

They ALL think the rest of us are actually libertarian.

I’m not going to google either, but seem to recall that one of the original wives had agreed to legally divorce him so he can legally marry the newest one. This seems like Tabloid for that.

I think this is the same outfit December Kris is wearing on the Star cover.

Been thinking about it... Was the croissant defective? The opposite—it was so incredible it had to be consumed with tremendous force? Regardless, whoever can do that is obviously amazing.

I don’t believe his accidents are quite as accidental as yours. But: “strained my jaw eating a chocolate croissant” I want to be your friend so bad

This is why Chrissy Teigen is getting tagged:

Pls be talking about yr cat or kid. If not, godspeed. Sick Man’s Whine is among the worst whines.

None of them do! How lacking in self-awareness must one be to not realize to put the phone away for ~55 minutes a year?