60+ degrees and 3” of rain here today!

Any man in only a shirt is awful.

I follow that baby on Twitter and I’m Not Sorry.

Sucks when they grow up, but calling a baby Captain sounds hilarious to me.

It’s happened to a lot of em: http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/7/9866…

I mehed. Could have been worse.

That’s why the good ones think of it as service.

That poor little boy. [”Fuck all these things” gif is probably unnecessary here. But still.]

So if you leave off half of the tone-deaf and inapposite phrase, it’s no longer tone deaf and inapposite. Kudos.

Us magazine is very deliberate and self-conscious about it. I need to stop clicking those damn links.

Tacky is a style.

Mrs. Tatum has a tv show to promote. Inviting a bunch of randos that are effective at drawing press attention makes sense.

I never really paid attention to it, but now that I’m looking that what makes the whole look 90s Moviestar rather than Attempted Princess.

NO WAY.

Can’t cosign. The joy of apples is that they go everywhere and are unsquishable under normal life conditions in the side pocket of my bag. Room temperature, slightly foxed apples 4Lyfe!

Jeez, keep it together, pooch.

With 0 followers, 0 following, and a comment history that consists of today.

I’m so sorry, and I sincerely feel bad for laughing really hard at that.

“But treating people like people is so much more work for meeeeeee.” :(

FWIW, this will be the only first Christmas out of the relationship, so it’s another thing you can cross off the list of things to push through.