Law profs get to write their own rules and believe that they are ‘teaching you how to think,’ so they can get ridiculously awful when you don’t pick up what they think they are laying down.

Wait until you see someone else in a t-shirt before wearing one under a blazer. Under a round-neck cardigan works, just button it up if you feel underdressed, and the t will look like a shell.

These are my favorites. I’m not even a cat person but cats are hilarious.

Wall climbing sounds awesome, but I don’t think of it as an activity to get you in shape. I wonder if that’s part of the point.

I just saw this guy on a post about a donkey shelter in Colorado. Gah.

The thumbnail did not do Gary justice. He is amazing.

Yes, we do. The right to interstate travel is guaranteed by the P&I clause of the 14th Amendment.

Someone recently noted the low quality of the weekend trolls. So right.

She was featured on one of the satirical news shows (probably John Oliver?). She seems to honestly believe her own bullshit, and that what she’s doing is badass and sexy rather than pathetic and desperate.

Except this is what “sources” are telling tabloids, and this guy is apparently a known asshole. There’s more to it, and their issues aren’t yours. For what internet wishes are worth, I hope you are on the mend!

*blink* *blink*

this really looks like hiking in skinny jeans.

Ohh you’re right. BRB, fixing my life.

Ansel Elgort, that is not a good story.

He is bumming me out with that. (And I’ve had the same goddamn week everyone else has had, so that’s saying something.)

About 20 years ago they built a new elementary school in my hometown and let the kids vote on the name. Administrators then declined to name it “Springfield Elementary.” :(

Wait, they paid someone to do that?

Do we have the same Facebook friend? Are you pretty sure that 35% of those are meant for her ex-husband and 50%+ are meant for her own damn daughters? They aren’t even teenagers yet.

Where does that kind of time come from? I must know. I haven’t managed a single sentence in the line-a-day baby diary in the month since baby learned to crawl.

Not just bought, but bought cheap. $600K could buy you a nice but definitely nonmansion house in many areas of my city.