what kind of dicks are you sucking

YES! I always look at these homes that look staged for an open house and go Where is all your freakin STUFF? Where do you keep your piles of unpaid bills? Where are your pens? How is this bathroom functional with only a bowl of potpourri and a decorative soap pump from Bath & Body Works?

you describe what most homes in turkey look like!!!

YES!!! I am SO annoyed by those signs. Don’t tell me to RELAX or LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE or any of that shit!!! It’s too bossy and it seems that every beach rental property has them.

let’s empty all the houses and paint ‘em all greige!

Actually..... that’s covered by the books.

Ah, srry. Did just want to.mention as I think several of us have unintentionally spammed the heck out of people due to embarassing kinja duplications. 

“Sexy female turds”--words I never thought would be written anywhere, for any reason at all.

Everyone knows usernames prove you’re an expert.

This poop looks more like ice cream to me. There may be an impending coprophage crisis.

Yeah, no way will this fly. Scientology wasn’t blackmailing people in that case. I don’t doubt Scientology does blackmail people with their audit material but they weren’t in that case. They were saying people would lose their families if they leave. That’s horrible but in theory Scientology doesn’t have the control…

FFS stop comparing AI to rape. This is why vegans are decidedly unfeminist and awful.

I think you’re thinking of Lil Tay? She’s vanished from the internet for now. I assume until her parents can either beat CPS or think of a new scam. 

Exactly. People are replying to me that the designs were ‘tomboyish’, lol, and that they were were ‘modest’ enough. WUT? It was all tiny slip dresses, as you said, and stuff that was so barely-there that you could either go nearly naked or Layer (if you could squeeze anything under their sweaters, tops, dresses).…

lol I was with you until baby leashes. My baby doesn't walk yet but I imagine she'll be crazy as all fuck and I'll definitely need one if those leash things. (I also hope she walks soon because she's like 22 pounds now and my arms can't take it) 

The carrying thing confusing to me. And making me worry about that woman’s spinal health.

As the risk of being judged mercilessly, here goes. I still nurse my 3+ year old. To dispel the assumptions: I don’t do it out of some sense of superiority or even because I think it’s “best”. Kid just hasn’t got around to weaning and I haven’t got sick enough of it yet to cut her off completely. I work full time, I…

sweet/vicious was excellent!! i think fans had tried an online campaign to get netflix to buy the rights to it and continue the show, i dont think it happened unfortunately

I once met a guy at Canada’s Wonderland and he was trying to flirt with my friend I think, and he said he was Shawn Desman’s brother. I burst out laughing and told him “if you’re going to lie about being related to a celebrity, at least choose someone who doesn’t suck.” Years later I found out he wasn’t lying - it was…

he “hopes it doesn’t happen again.”