It’s “lil’ tum” with a speech impediment.

I mean... Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin already had the same dishwatery looks to the point of looking closely related, but I guess admitting they feel familial is what’s weird here, sure.

I’m not sure if using Emily Doe’s real name would be illegal in the US or simply unethical, but it is right and just that we keep Brock Turner’s name on our tongues, since he’s the one who actually did something wrong.

She had a memorable recurring role in Crashing, too ( the one about people living in a disused hospital)

Good to know. I guess I didn’t research that part, someone told me it had to be an Ikea mattress, so I just factored it in when I was doing price comparisons.

I had an unusable dollarstore test (It came with an eyedropper that dropped nothing), a defective cheapo drugstore test where the first line never even showed up, and then a mid range priced test gave me a false negative that turned positive hours later while sitting in the garbage overnight, and then finally I…

I used an Ikea Sniglar for my son, because the total cost including an Ikea crib mattress and having to pay shipping was actually less than anything I could find secondhand (plus 2000000 times less tacky, since the sniglar is unfinished beech wood and extremely minimalist Plus Plus there’s no fiberboard parts or…

Am I the only one who hopes that Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy is a hoax? Like buzzfeed is so g.d. confidant that she’s with child, wouldn’t it be fun to read all the back pedalling if the “source with knowledge of the situation” were just full of shit? The family would get all the speculative publicity, but none of them…

No. Nickleback implement a vocal style evocative of Creed, which is to say it sounds like Chad Kroeger is vomitting the lyrics.

Charlotte is my favorite. Also she is the most beautiful adult human ever to poop and pee her pants on television.

I can eventually figure out what an analog clock says, but I’d say I have to look at it longer than is normal. I have no recollection of anyone attempting to teach me this either, unless you count yelling at me for not knowing it already.

Ok. But I have a better terrible sitcom idea: It’s the lovable schlub dad, but the sexy nagging shrew wife is a ghost who is haunting her family. Like the dad is trying to get out there and date again, and ghost mom is just like scaring the living shit out of all of the unworthy would be stepmothers. At the end of…

No. You are however entitled to eat noodles on a canoe as often as you might choose, and paparazzi are unlikely to bother you as you do so, which is a privilege Scott Disick and Sofia Richie do not share.

The victim in this case ended up with a vagina that was severely swollen and full of debris, so let’s not pretend this assault was any less “extreme” than a great many cases.

Sometimes in small towns, if people know and like the accused, they will just allow themselves to be in denial. I know of 2 convicted sex offenders around my hometown/county where people have the attitude of, you know “He maintains his innocence, so that drugged teen is the one who can’t be trusted”or “his wife…

He did a good job, has talent, but I’d be so pissed off if I had to remove facial prosthetics and caked on layers of face paint from MY 3 year old’s delicate screaming little face.

Every once in a while there will be horrifically deformed stillborns comparable to Rhaego, there was a younger daughter of “Good Queen Alysanne” and King Jaeharys who was described as “simple minded”, and at least one of the Blackfyres is depicted (in awoiaf) as having a parasitic extra head. Failure to produce an…

I would be so pissed of if ol’ Mia-and-Me turned out not to be dead after all.

Complaining about the psychological damage the breastfeeding militia can cause has tended to be a recipe for an all out war on Jezebel in the past.

OK, well I’m dying to tell you the ectopic pregnancy thing so stop reading if you don’t want to know or already do know..... but Gaz and Charlotte tried to date for real a little while ago. She was being guarded, because Gaz is Gaz, but on paper it looked like he was working really hard to treat her right UNTIL....…